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Would You Be A Witness ?Interior - Day - Breakfast at the Pinner's house
LES
"I don't see why I should lose anything. I didn't go to Paris and have an affair with that Penny Warrender bird." Rita is not letting any of the blame fall on Vince RITA
"Someone better tell that Gina that the bedroom aint just for hanging your wigs in"
GRAHAM
"Oh please don't you turn against me the way Vincent has" Rita and Les are taken in and are assured it has all been a misunderstanding. She asks about the vineyard and is told all about it even being given a detailed financial breakdown. Vince enters GRAHAM
"I just called round to say hello" VINCE
"And you had to sit down for it" Gina bursts into mock tears. Interior - Day - AirportPenny arrives at the airport from Paris Interior - Day - Breakfast at the Pinner's houseRita is telling Vince off for making Gina cry VINCE
"They can hear it next door and we're detached" Vince points out she is just grabbing everything she can and Les clutches back the vineyard report. Rita and Les leave the room for them to be alone.
Vince leaves and the phone rings. Eventually Gina answers it PENNY
"Bonjour Vincent I have returned" Gina makes a lot of the situation that she is at their house and calls Vince to the phone saying "Its one of your friends" Vince returns to hold a sheepish conversation. They arrange to meet for lunch in an Italian wine bar in Abbots road. Penny (at the airport) wants to know if anything has changed and Vince reassures her that it has not. She declares her love and it seems that it is unrequited so she asks PENNY
"You do know who this is don't you" VINCE
"of course" PENNY
"Just thought I'd ask" Interior - Day - La Barletta - Italian restaurant
PENNY
"Put a corn plaster in every bottle" Vince is short of a decent wine man. Penny is not really interested she admits to having been home PENNY
"Mummy was depressed" VINCE
"Have you told her about us" PENNY
"Of course I haven't it'd kill her" VINCE
"You should tell her"
Exterior - Day - La Barletta - Italian restaurant
Interior - Night - Serviceman's Club
NORMAN
"Did you really throw water in her face ?" VINCE
"Please Norman I don't want any thanks - I'd do it again if I had to"
ARthUR
"Group Captain" VINCE
"Yes" ARthUR
"You left your drink in the other bar. Chocks away sir" VINCE
"Up periscope" Norman is shocked but this dies down when Vince tells him his wine firm is recruiting. Vince can not get him to push forward himself VINCE
"Norman I am looking for someone who was head of sales and distribution - have lots of contacts in the retail trade and knows all the pitfalls." NORMAN
"Are you serious Vincent" VINCE
"I've never been more serious in my life" NORMAN
"Well yes I do - I've got the perfect man for you" VINCE
"Really - Who" NORMAN
"His name is David Palmer - he used to work under me .." Vince bashes his head in his hands VINCE
"Cor this is hard work" He points out that he wants someone of Norman's age in fact Norman VINCE
"Head of sales - consultant and a seat right next to name on the board to advise me when I'm about to make a cock up. Now what do you say" NORMAN
"Its a wonderful opportunity - Just trying to think of somebody for you" VINCE
"Listen Norman they close in three hours - you've toyed with me long enough - if you don't want the job just say so" NORMAN
"Me - you want me for the job ?" VINCE
"You're a cool customer Norman - lured me right into your trap" Norman accepts the job with the old sparkle VINCE
"There's less to you than meets the eye" NORMAN
"Yes" Interior - Night - Warrender's lounge
DAPHNE
"There's some little trollop somewhere - you steer well clear of him and the same goes for that entire family the less contact we have with them the better" Norman enters joyous Daphne goes back to faking it. He hands around drinks NORMAN
"I have been offered a job" DAPHNE
"That's all I need your father coming home drunk" Penny flicks through the prospectus and sees who owns it - WWC - Walthamstow Wine Company - she sneaks out. Daphne reads out the directors DAPHNE
"V Pinner - L Pinner - R Pinner and C Pinner - Its the Pinners" NORMAN
"No dear" DAPHNE
"What do you mean No dear ? V Pinner - L Pinner - R Pinner and C Pinner - you don't have to be head of Interpol to work out its the Pinners" Norman is impressed by the company VINCE
"Whatever you think of Vincent he's a damn good business man" DAPHNE
"But its the Pinners" Daphne is horrified about having to socialize with them DAPHNE
"We'll have to drink Australian sherry - think about it Norman we'll have to Jive" Norman in a rare piece of domination lays down that what he is going to do and suggests Daphne gets on board. NORMAN
"If we have to jive then jive we will" Daphne breaks down Interior - Night - RestaurantPenny and Vince meet and Penny is trying to work out why he offered Norman a job PENNY
"I think you're trying to buy us - you want to own my family" VINCE
"No really Pen I don't want to own you family" There follows a loud argument about Vince not wanting to own the family and Penny refusing to be owned. They suddenly stop in loud agreement. Penny sheepishly asks PENNY
"This wont affect my father's job" Vincent explains why he has hired Norman VINCE
"Hes the most honest man I know - he wont cheat me - I need him more than he needs me" Penny then asks about why Gina answered the phone this morning. Vince tries to convince her she had not spent the night. Penny tries to convince Vince she has had loads of me in the past six months - but Vince can not be convinced so she kicks him. Vince admits to being in celibacy VINCE
"Monks have been knocking at my door asking me how I do it - You don't honesty think I'd cheat on you and sleep with my wife do you ?" Penny can not take the emotions that have been boiling up recently she storms out still not believing how easily Vince got married she half promises to phone him.
Credits roll.
VINCE
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