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	The Twins The Gemini Brothers. Born to MA and PA Foster, who immediately fainted and still haven't come round to the fact yet. The twins are truly inseparable. They can be as far apart as China and Ceylon, yet they'll both develop a craving for PG Tips exactly the same time. In fact positive identification can only be achieved if you observe their tea drinking habits. One likes one lump, the other likes two. Quite simple - when you don't think about it.
	Al B Blowed Al B Blowed has found that cutting a dash is not without its problems, and things can get quite curly under the hair dryer - especially if Al's assistant Roger, has been overdoing it with the blue rinse. A permanent feature of Al's style the 'pudding basin' look, and his most famous achievement to date is the 'Goldilocks Cut, with a porridge bowl. You'll always find Al B Blowed opening up his salon early every morning He likes to get a headstart onm his rivals
	Cyril The Cyclist Cyril was born in the little town of Pedalton and right from the start he knew cycling was the life. His parents ran the local cycle shop Uncle was a spokesman at the Town hall and his Grandfather was a big wheel in rubber tyres. At the height of his career he fell off his bike, and had it not been for the beautiful Suzanne, who plied him with PG Tips, he'd never have won the 'Tour de France.' But he did, with Suzanne in tow, riding tandem.
	Judge Chief f Justice Ffingers is not a bad judge when it comes to something important Take the case of the man accused of smashing tea pots. "They weren't smashing," the man said, "the tea had no taste". So the Court Usher called for PG Tips and they soon put matters right - as it often does. Justice Ffingers studied for the Bar as a young man, but when the time came for him to be called to it, he realised that he was actually much happier as a tea- totaller, and his judgement has never been doubted since
	I Bodgit If you're in need of a quick patch up, call on Mr Bodgit - Inferior Decorator. His speciality is wall-to-wall papering. Undoubtedly this technique has caught the imagination of the Chelsea Tea Set - who simply love guessing which wall has a door in it. Normally Bodgit restricts self to the average house, taking off in the hall and landing on the stairs. When asked recently if he could afford to re-paint Tower Bridge, he replied that it was clear an open and shut case for a briding loan.
	Tania Hadenov Everybody's cup of tea. Her father was Red Square and her mother polished tea pots for for that well known Irish spy master Sam 0' Var. None of this, however, stopped her from answering the call of Hollywood's mega-director, Beverly Hills, and Tania has been a star ever since. This year she took three Oscar nominations. But she was caught and had to give them back.
	Brooke Bond Me Oh Too Too, the girls call Brooke Bond. Dashing, dapping daringing. His exploits on the Leyton Orient Express, his escape from the dreaded Wagging Tongs, and his triumphant return from China, are but a few of the Agent's many claims to With his special attache case and his white tuxedo, Brooke Bond is always ready to safeguard the secret of PG Tips from the unscrupulous ends who'd love to bag it for themselves and make a
	Ada Lott Born in Wapping, while the tide was out Ado started her career in comedy by selling onions in the local grocers, where she had them all in tears. Her mother, Mona Lott, was instrumental in getting Ada to learn the piano. Many of you will remember the removal men being called in it downstairs because Ada was disturbing her father's forty winks Later in life, Ado Lott was Head Tea Lady at the Ministry of Defence where she often served tea to Head of the British Tea Service and where she first met her hero Brooke Bond
	Dolly Potts Ada Lott's best friend. Married to Marathon Tea Drinker, Phil Potts Lately Phil's exploits on the Golf Course have given Dolly a headache. So much so that she burnt a hole in his favourite golfing shirt with her number seven iron. Dolly met Ada on holiday at Chattington-on-Sea. Ada came to Dolly's rescue when she was lost for words, and has been giving her lots of PG Tips ever since.
	S Bend Plumber to a very high ranking member of the Royal Flushing family, but never knowingly puts in a plug about it. Stan has unblocked a few problems in his time. Along with his mate, Barry - known to the customers as B Day - nothing is left to chance. From a sophisticated central heating system to a common or garden the service is always the same and never a drain on one's pcoket Stan is a little touchy one thing though. He thinks term 'Monkey Wrench' insult In fact he goes ape about it
	Mr Shifter Having shifted people's pianos to and fro between Chairminster and Bedhampton, Arnold Shifter finally found the road to fame and fortune by getting the piano belonging to the Mendal's son down a spiral staircase. The Mendals had made overtures to other big name no shifters, but only Shifter was prepared to The rewards were great. only did Mr Shifter live happily ever after, he also lot a mention in the Guinness Book of Records'!
	Jean-Pierre Berke Leader of the track. A man who knows exactly where he is going - particularly when behind the wheel of his Gee Tea racing car. Born in France, near Le Mans, Jean-Pierre quickly became the darling o f the female race. The love o f his life however is Miss Motor Sport. She's always there at the finishing line with a cup of PG Tips - and Jean-Pierre just laps it up

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